THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN
cinnacoffee-donut said: I’m not listed here BECAUSE WE’RE LOVERS //SMOOCHES
YOU ARENT A TUMBLR FRIEND
AN IRL FRIEND A HUGE NERD
Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.
reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍Ʋ): favorite tv show?
IF I HAD TO PICK JUST ONE;;;
ITD BE GRAVITY FALLS <33
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips
(pppfft i know i do too ;-;)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?